10. The Snizard Monster of 2009 has been missing for five years. Chances are she’s either escaped or dead. Of course there’s also chance she’s hiding in the attic, breeding tiny hybrid snake-lizards. 9. I chose really pretty mirrors for the bathrooms, and I’ll leave them for you. I want you to look atContinue reading “Ten MORE Reasons to Buy My House”
Monthly Archives: May 2014
Ten Reasons You Should Buy My House
10. I don’t want to live here anymore. (The Husband says this isn’t a selling point. To that I say, I was an English major.) 9. We’ll actually take a little less than our asking price. (Shut up, Husband.) 8. We have shutters. Granted they’re unopened and in the living room, they’re shutters nonetheless. AndContinue reading “Ten Reasons You Should Buy My House”